The Little Twinkie Was Robbed!

A fly could've gone into my mouth yesterday and I still wouldn't have been able to pick my jaw off the floor.

David Cook won over David Archuleta on American Idol yesterday.

WTF?

And it wasn't a close race at all, Cook stomped Archuleta's 17 year-old butt with a 12 million vote advantage.

It seemed that everyone around me was happy by this news. What?

My ex-roommate, who was watching it with me, said Achuleta was a "twink" (slang for a small, young gay boy) and he hated those types of Chelsea Boys. I said watch how he gets more girlfriends than Colin Farrell when he turns 18...

And my mom, my sweet innocent mother, called Archuleta (or Archiletta as she spelled it) "ballad boy" and was glad Cook won.

Ugh, conspiracy!

I became a devout Archuleta fan, so devout I only watch his youtube performances, after this amazing rendition of Robbie Williams' "Angels":



Doesn't that give you chills? And Archuleta is playing the piano too, cause he's going to conquer all things music.



And here's David Cook's performance of "Billie Jean." This performance makes me a little angry because the ignorant judges were talking about how innovative his rendition of the song was, not recognizing that he ripped off rock god Chris Cornell's cover, not Michael Jackson's:



Oh, what the hell, that gave me shivers as well.