May 10, 2008

Is Decolletage "Risky Business" Or Just Business?

Sexy equals sex when it comes to black tie business attire, well according to this Wall Street Journal article.

In the new millennium a woman still has to watch her back, literally, when it comes to black tie affairs. The article gave examples from numerous big name companies where a female colleague became a possible manage a trois contender for her male counterparts with a dress that either showed off her lovely rack or fabulous back (or if you have my wardrobe, both).

But if you're sensing this is a double standard that is sexist and unfair, Dr. Louann Brizendine, a female brain researcher and author, poses this question:

Exposed skin speaks louder than annual revenue growth, even to a CEO. "What if the men in your office changed for dinner and came bare-chested?" asks Dr. Brizendine.


Gross.

But on the other hand, I do think decolletages and "risky" work attire can mesh very well, and even improve your relationship with businessmen.

Just try my waitressing uniform at a popular midtown bar. Sure our bar is conveniently located to the Ritz Carlton and the numerous Midtown banks, but what makes it a suit hotspot is, you guessed it, decolletage:



I am, of course, the poorest example of the way this lovely outfit should fit. Every other waitress has a set of (real) D's that fit into an XS top. But what I lack in decolletage I make up for in my award winning personality...

... okay, my legs and hair.

This article does prove a point that when choosing a boring male populated profession one must play it safe at the company black tie functions. This article is yet another example as to why I don't date iBankers and have never been to a black tie dinner.

Thanks Joe!

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