It's The New Year- Already!

While everyone Stateside is prepping for the most overrated bash of the year- New Year's Eve- there are people already hungover in 2008.

And those people just happen to be lovely Aussies and Kiwis.


I am uber special in that I've kind of already celebrated 2008.

I was woken out of my drunken stupor (boozy Sunday brunch turned into boozy shopping spree to boozy dinner to boozy movie to booze) at around 6:02am where I was - over the phone- offered a tequila shot and listening to fireworks.

Ahh, you gotta love technology!

Oompa Loompa Called- He Wants His Look Back

Sure this is a Halloween costume for this kid- but for me this is my real life.

Yesterday I tried mystic tanning.

See since I've turned 22 I feel like I'm (dare I say old?), well, an adult now and need to start taking care of my body. And tanning equates wrinkles and worse.

So I thought I'd give my body a treat and give it UV Free tanning.


Oops.

At first I looked great.

Then two hours later, I still looked good.

Three hours, the people at Wetbar started giving me double looks in the- oh my god, what have you done.

Four hours- I am drinking myself silly so that I can forget that I'm orange. Check out the hands:



10 hours later- I woke up this morning and I'm a freaking streaky oompa loompa. My right hand is like a nice shade of burnt orange that match two fingers on my left hand while the rest of it is nearly white. Throw in a few streaks here and there and you have one nasty looking American.


I should've believed Pink when I saw the parody of mystic tanning in her "Stupid Girls" video. Yikes.

Chuck Norris Approved..

I know I've been a little MIA, but I've been busy doing Chuck Norris impressions and harassing squirrels.

Check out this video I did for Barely Political about whether or not Baptist Republican Prez Candidate has Street Cred- Chuck Norris style!!!!!

It was definitely a hard video to shoot because I was cracking up soo much, especially during the Chuck Norris jokes. Oh, gotta love him.




BAM!!


P.S. Make sure to favorite it on youtube and so I can get more jobs!!