Skateboarding: A Sport or Crime?

This video shows a police officer choking and beating up teenage skateboarders (including a girl!) in Hot Spring, Arkansas.

Six people were arrested in total for skateboarding and/or interfering with an arrest.

If you'd like to call and complain the number is 501.321.6789.


You can't file a complaint, but you can give them a piece of your mind... I did. ;)


UPDATE

Here's Dougie Fresh's take on the incident:

Doug: good work baby... that cop was just a powr tripping moron... guranteed he was a fat kid in school you was picked on every single day.... i'd put money on it


Darling, I agree with you, but remember when you speak you're from Saskatchewan- not the ghetto.

Proof: Morning After

It's only 11am and I'm thinking, boy this is going to be a long day at my internship.


So last night was my first night 'bartending', if you could really call it that.

I was serving a bunch of underaged "Syracuse" students (I think they were starting in the fall) who had lots of attitude and very little money.

The night started with my teeth chattering because I was so nervous. I was told these nerves would go away as soon as I started pouring.... ya, right. I clearly didn't really know what I was doing, but I did know the drinks and got the hang of it after a while. Also, as people got more wasted they got a lot nicer and asked for simpler drinks-slash- they got a gin and tonic no matter what.

They also started hitting on me. No, I'm not talking about the wide-eyed, awkward boys. I'm talking about the lesbians who showed off their cherry tongue-tying skills to me and the seemingly innocent girls who gave me their number so they could "help me with my bartending career."

Pause for pondering.



They said I got the job, but we'll see if they remember. I think the staff may have been drunker than the patrons.

Ah, so is the life of a recent college grad.

Proof- TONIGHT!!

It's a Tuesday night in NYC- what are you gonna do??


GO TO PROOF


Miz Decolletage herself will be making her bartending debut if all goes well. If it doesn't, well you can pick her up at the bar and buy her a drink- please. :)

I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little nervous. These pictures make the bar look beautiful, but it's really small, kind of a shithole, and gets really crowded. And! I will be working right next to the manager who will be figuring out in two seconds that I really don't know what I'm doing.

So come on down and ask for a really simple drink!

Germany Got Something Right

Germany has banned Tom Cruise & Co. from filming a Nazi war movie in their country because of his Scientology beliefs. Germany hates Scientology because they say it's a commercial moneymaker masked as a religion (DUH!), a cult (Yes!) and goes against the free democratic order (ouch).

Tom is supposed to play Colonel Claus von Stauffenburg, the man who had a failed attack at killing Hitler in 1944. But Staffenburg's son said he doesn't want Tom Cruise to play his father.

That makes sense, cause at this rate Tom Cruise is more like Hitler

Exhibit 1: Dark Hair

Exhibit 2: Going Against the Free Democratic Order

Exhibit 3: Both Secretly Gay!!!


Ok, a bit of a stretch, but Germany totally got this one right. Good for them.

Hey Zach Braff, I'm an 11!

My mother sent me this wonderful dating tidbit from Detroit "Freep" newspaper:

Radaronline.com reports that "Scrubs" star Zach Braff is "all but single-handedly ensuring that no woman under 35 can go for a drink in Manhattan without having her physique sized up" and commented on by Braff. Unattached since his breakup with Mandy Moore a year ago, Braff has relocated to New York City for the summer, securing an apartment near New York University and becoming such a constant fixture on the nightlife scene that Gawker recently banned readers from sending in their sightings of him. By day, Braff reportedly hangs out at the Washington Square Park dog run, using his terrier, Roscoe, as bait. At night at various singles spots, Radaronline adds "to ensure a steady stream of nubiles at such excursions, Braff often deputizes a friend of his, a local plastic surgeon, and instructs him to 'line up some 9s and 10s for us.' " Braff's spokeswoman commented: "Is he meeting people at bars? He's a 32-year-old single guy. I'm sure he is."

Although I may think I'm an 11, I have never been picked up/seen Zach Braff around the NYU area or in the nightlife scene, both of which I consider myself to be a 'fixture' in as well.

Ah, oh well. Although Garden State was a brazilliant movie, my Brad Pitt look-a-like is a waaaay better catch. :)

I'm Over Titles

More myspace. Sorry.

But- you must check out my new MySpace page. It's totally awesome!!

http://www.myspace.com/andreasdecolletage

Dimitri's Amazing!

This fabulous transformation for my Myspace page, courtesy of the one and only Dimitri.

Channeling the Inner Edie

The club "Retreat" wasn't very hot, so I decided to spice things up with an impromptu photo shoot a la Edie Sedgwick's famous photo booth shots in a leopard coat.

I Spoke Too Soon....

Paris Hilton was released from jail earlier today for "medical reasons" a.k.a. her psychiatrist thought she was going to commit suicide.

Now she's going to serve the rest of her sentence under house arrest... What a Debbie Downer. I was so excited for all the juicy prison stories.



Ahh well, at least there's this awesome video of Paris' jail sentence that will live on forever...

Vanessa Minnillo Is Really a Bad Girl

The other girl cavorting with Lindsay Lohan in these disturbing pics is none other than 'wholesome' MTV VJ Vanessa Minnillo.

Page Six has reported that these pictures come as Minnillo's contracts for both ET and MTV are not being renewed. Page Six says Minnillo is a diva and wants to be a celeb, like Lindsay, and not just interview them.

I've met Minnillo before, albeit way back in the day four years ago at a Teen People party at Crobar, but she was really sweet. I also met Lindsay Lohan that night and she refused to talk to me although I was getting all fabulously with her friends and B2K up in VIP. I'm team Minnillo, for now.

Regardless, this just proves once again that Lindsay Lohan's coke-caught-on-tape-pictures were actually real. I mean, what normal person/LEGALLY impaired person would strike poses with knives? Well, other than Angelina Jolie that is...

Paris Hilton Is Finally Rotting in Jail

Paris Hilton turned herself into jail right after the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday and is already seeking sympathy points for the public.

Hilton says jail is super duper-ly cold and that they only give her three blankets and one of those she has to use as a pillow. On top of this, she can't eat because of the trauma of everything.

Things are so bad her psychiatrist that she's been seeing for 8 months (She's only been in therapy for 8 months?!?!) had to come in and "help" her... I guess.


Is it just me or are these two things totally related? Firstly, jails are cold and miserable, hence the meaning of punishment! And secondly, maybe if she put some fat on her she wouldn't be so cold?

Ahh, but that would be too easy.

You know somewhere Nicole Richie is scheming how to get herself in jail so she can be skinnier than Paris...

Sarah Silverman's Cisco Adler Joke Revealed

CAUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




NUDITY!!!!




NUDITY!!!!!!




NUDITY OF THE WORSE KIND!!!!!!!




GROSSNESS THAT MAY SCAR YOU FOR LIFE!!




I'M NOT KIDDING........ DON'T LOOK IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE BALLS!!!


When Sarah Silverman made the joke at the MTV Movie Awards that she won't see Pirates of the Caribbean 3 because she won't see anything longer than Cisco Adler's balls (a.k.a. Mischa Barton's BF), this is what she meant:



No one really got it at the MTV Movie Awards, so now you can be part of the elite group that understands the 'beauty' of the joke.

MTV With a Twist of Decolletage

Here's how I would do video "tosses" if I were a VJ:

MY FAVORITE VIDEO OUT RIGHT NOW IS RIHANNA’S UMBRELLA, BUT I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS IT’S AN AWESOME SONG. RIHANNA SAID THE SONG WAS GOING TO GO TO MARY J. BLIGE, UNTIL SHE RAN INTO ONE OF THE SONGWRITERS AT A GRAMMY AFTER PARTY (WHERE) SHE SAID SHE LITERALLY HELD THE SONGWRITER’S FACE AND SAID ‘I NEED UMBRELLA’. A VERY BOLD MOVE, BUT IT DEFINITELY PAID OFF. RIHANNA GOT THE SONG TWO DAYS LATER AND NOW IT’S NUMBER ONE ON BOTH THE UK AND US CHARTS. HERE’S RIHANNA FEATURING JAY-Z WITH “UMBRELLA”.




ONE OF THE BEST TRENDS IN MUSIC RIGHT NOW IS ARTISTS USING THEIR VIDEOS TO HELP WITH SOCIAL ISSUES. OUR NEXT VIDEO IS OFF “INSTANT KARMA” A COLLECTION OF JOHN LENNON COVERS FROM ARTISTS LIKE U2 TO CHRISTINA AGUILERA TO SNOW PATROL. THE PROCEEDS FROM THE CD WILL GO TO AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL’S CAMPAIGN TO STOP THE VIOLENCE IN DARFUR. IF THE MUSIC IS NOT ENOUGH, YOU CAN ALSO GET A COOL T-SHIRT TO HELP THE CAUSE AT ANY HARD ROCK STORE. YOU CAN GRAB ALL THAT NEXT WEEK ON JUNE 12, BUT FOR NOW YOU CAN ENJOY THIS POWERFUL VIDEO FROM GREEN DAY WITH “WORKING CLASS HERO”.




THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS WERE THIS PAST WEEKEND- SARAH SILVERMAN WAS SO FUNNY AND BRITISH IMPORT AMY WINEHOUSE ROCKED IT WITH HER PERFORMANCE OF REHAB. NOW THE SONG HASN’T BEEN A HUGE HIT ON THE CHARTS, BUT IT’S TAKEN THE INTERNET BY STORM. ROSIE’S DONE A VERSION OF THE SONG ON HER BLOG, THERE’S A GREAT SPOOF ON YOUTUBE OF BRITNEY SPEARS “LIP-SYNCHING” TO THE CHORUS, AND TMZ SAYS EVEN JAY-Z'S GOING TO REMIX “REHAB” AND POKE FUN AT ALL THE YOUNG HOLLYWOOD STARS WHO HAVE MADE IT SO COMMON. ALL THESE VERSIONS ARE A LOT OF FUN, BUT NOTHING BEATS THE ORIGINAL. CHECK OUT AMY WINEHOUSE’S “REHAB”.

Montel Actually Has Good Programming

Montel shows the world why pugs are so damn cute.

One more reason to buy a pug!!!


Although, I will say my brother and soon to be sister-in-law just got the cutest Frenchie named Dupree! Congrats guys!!

MySpace Lives Up To Its Stalker Reputation

Yes, I have gone to the darkside and decided to finally get a MySpace account. I had decided against opening such a public space because of all these reports of MySpace pedophiles and stalkers.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, the news reports tell the truth.

Here are a few of the keepers I got in my inbox shortly after creating my account:




Subject: lol
Body: Awwww you're so cute, I love you, I want to adopt you. You're like my little sister. I'd wrap you in like bubble wrap and ship you to Milan with me, on the way you could pop all the little bubbles and it would be so much fun and everything. And when we got there, we'd go shopping for pimp clothes and you'd walk around on my arm and EVERY GIRL WOULD BE JEALOUS OF YOU.

D to the Y

--- Aww, thanks Danny. Bubble wrap? That is S to the O sweet!


But my favorite is John 9 1/2:




8:25pm
Body: look ma i aint planing no games i want 2 make my u my my wifey im a purtorican baller that dont sell drugs and will take care of u .i just want 2 show u some luve becase i think ur wiey material
remember i aint playing no games ma i want 2 please u in ways i cnt describe . my name is jonh 9 1....2 becase i lost a finger in a accident and im about 2 get 4 miilion dollars on a lawsuit and want u to live up that money wit me so holla back if u want 2 meet up wit me 2 nite i want 2 lose my virginty wit u 2 nite

Then twenty minutes later he sends again:

Body: look ma im a expert wen i comes 2 new york any were in the 5 boros ill show u a good time . and if ur intersted in going 2 puerto rico u will never want 2 leave even if u dont know spanish ill pay for the trip 1st class as long as i get some ass ..lol


Too funny for words. Ahh, I really hope this is his alter ego showing through in the MySpace and not his real personality...